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Take a Leap of Faith

Do you want to take a leap of faith or become an old man, filled with regret waiting to die alone?

电影Inception,中文名字是《盗梦空间》,这部电影早就有所耳闻,听说比较难理解,所以找了个比较清静的时间看了一遍。我其实非常少看影视作品的, 尽量减少非授权物品的使用算是其中的一个原因吧,要是人人都这么想,中国的软件行业就不会这么萧条了,又扯远了。多亏是理科出身而且是一个coder,逻辑思考能力还算是不错,前天晚上十点开始看的,两个半小时的电影看到凌晨一点才看完,语言障碍是一个大问题,频繁的暂停去看字幕把时间延长了。看到三分之二的地方我在IM上问候了另一个城市的coder,说我正在看Inception,那人说看过没看懂,在剩余的三层梦境后确实令我犯迷糊了,就像多线程、递归、线程同步、return、break等一样,着实令人眼花缭乱了一把。

在这部影片中,这篇文章的第一句出现了两次,也是我看这部影片印象最深的台词,我是不是现在就在这句台词描述的状态下呢没有奋力一搏,在临死前充满后悔呢?

I need take a leap of faith.

在这篇文章的后面又写下面的这些文字是为了不想让下面的这些文章太显眼,其实下面的这段文字收录到我的日记里面更合适,我还是用英文写吧,免得被一瞟见就能识别出其中的内容。

I have been in this company for more than one year though I have been graduated for for only about  half year. I became a coder when I got in this Co.. I not a boy who could deal with others freely, I be filmily with the computer, there are only two choices in it’s life, 0 and 1. I don’t deceive the computer and can’t neither. But in the real word I have less experiences though I am 24 years old. I want to be go programmer, at this moment at least. But it’s not a good place for me to got this goal because the environment of this company. There is no a integrated team system, I got less experiences of programing since I got in this company. I am a developer and I am always at the place of custom for about one than one month, I am also a implementer. It doesn’t matter for the things above, the worse thins is ……

I think I need to write it in my diary, it’s morn suitably.

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关于得闲炒饭

    早在很久就只就得知Vivian要复出拍All of love这部片子,只是听说是一部关于女同的电影,本人是非常喜欢Vivian的,所以一直期待这部电影。最近找了个空闲时间把这部电影看完了,当然又是下的盗版高清用笔记本看的,没办法,即使想去电影院看也只能跑到HK去,大陆是不能放这种题材的电影的。忽然想去一个笑话,一个人忽然遇到了一件非常幸运的事,他在想这是不是在梦中啊,通常的情节是掐一下自己的腮是不是疼的来确定,而那人却打开浏览器,输入twitter.com,一看上不去,啊!感叹道:这是真的啊~~~

    看的是1小时45分的版本,不知是否有删节,过后再补回来吧,我得去采购年货了。

Using The MS Word

I am using MS Word to publish this blog.

Insert a picture, have a try.

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[Repost]Best Programming Jokes

How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardare problem

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

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There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.

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A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”

At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”

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All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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“I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…”

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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

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The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. – The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook

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One hundred little bugs in the code
One hundred little bugs.
Fix a bug, link the fix in,
One hundred little bugs in the code.

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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[Repost]coding链子嘴

锄禾日当午,不如coding苦,对着C++,一调一下午;
锄禾日当午,不如coding苦,调了一下午,BUG还得补;
锄禾日当午,不如coding苦,Bug刚补完,结构需重组;
锄禾日当午,哪有coding苦,Bug改不完,无言见列祖。

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Just for fun

国庆节小佳与女朋友逛商场,商场电视上在放篮球比赛,女友说:“你看,在放NBA” 小佳反手就是一耳光甩过去。 大声骂:放屁!是美国职业篮球联赛! 看着周围赞许的目光,小佳轻快的走出了门。 后面他想想觉得过分了,买巧克力送给女友,女友笑笑说:“谢谢你。” 小佳一听,反手又是一耳光:先谢国家!

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